People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.
Well, you are another year older and you haven’t changed a bit. That’s great because you are perfect just the way you are. Happy Birthday.
There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday
Like the song says: Live your life with arms wide open, Today is where your book begins, The rest is still unwritten. Happy Birthday.
Your birthday has emboldened a crew of anti-establishment operatives and activists who intend to celebrate.
Some people may tell you that age has added grace and maturity to your looks. That’s just a nice way of saying that you have become old and boring. Happy birthday.
OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations for turning one year OLDer.
Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life, and also subtracts years from your life. Whichever way, it is never good news. Happy birthday.
It is amazing to see what a big difference one year can make in a person’s life. Last year, you were stupid and this year you have suddenly turned stupider. Congratulations and happy birthday.
The wrinkles on your face say that you are old, your maturity levels say that you are a teenager while your birth certificate says something completely different. What should I trust? Happy birthday
I would give you a trip to the moon and a holiday to an exotic island as your birthday gift. I only wish you returned the money you owe me first. Happy birthday.
The ability to take better decisions and showing a heightened sense of responsibility are some of the typical traits of maturity – except in cases like yours. Happy birthday.
As your best friend, I’ll save you from all the problems that life throws at you except one – getting old. Don’t believe me? Take a look in the mirror. Happy birthday.
I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Guess who is getting a cheap gift this year? Happy birthday mate.
I believe that man grows old like wine and women grows old like cheese. You know old wines are priceless.
You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.
You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.
Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fit on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday
My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
A true friend always remembers your birth date not the how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this.
When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
People often say that time is the best healer though it’s also true that time is a dreadful beautician too. Have a wonderful day.
In your birthday gift I have slipped a few phone numbers of beauty and skin specialists. Maybe you will need their services. Happy birthday.
You are the one who has helped me a lot to walk through the rough roads of life. Thanks for everything you did for me including those fights.
I tried to find one of the best cards for you, but in the end I could manage only this. Have a wonderful celebration.
It’s your birthday and I think it’s the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too. Happy birthday.
I wish I could make fun of you on your birthday about your age. But with each passing year, I am getting older too. Happy birthday.
‘Aging gracefully’ is just a reassurance to heal the pain of looking at wrinkles on your skin. Happy birthday.
A lot of people will come and go in your life, but good friends like me will stay forever. On that note, you must also know that birthdays come go, but your age will keep increasing forever. Happy birthday.
We look forward to celebrating your birthday by going out and having a lot of fun. Do you know why? Because you’re paying. Happy birthday.
May you create a memory today that becomes your happy place in all the many years yet to come. Happy Birthday.
Don’t be too happy about the many candles on your cake. They just signify that you’re getting older. Happy birthday.
Time runs fast and you are getting older fast too. It seems only a few days when we were young. Now it’s hard to find a tooth in your mouth. Happy birthday.
You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Birthday!